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Rags to Riches! Go East, Wildcatter! is the thirteenth episode in Elite Beat Agents. The song found in this level is "Let's Dance" by David Bowie, performed by Delaney Wolff in game.


This story follows Colonel Bob. Colonel Bob is an oil tycoon that lives luxuriously and has lots of money. He and his wife live a wonderful life together, though it is painfully obvious that his wife only loves him for his money. Eventually, Colonel Bob finds his oil field drying up and building himself an over 400 million dollar debt thanks to the heavy spending of his girlfriend, causing him to go bankrupt. Due to the property they own being under his wife's name, the Colonel is kicked out of his home by his girlfriend and given only a shovel to find more oil. Due to the dire situation the Colonel has been left in, he yells for help.


  • Colonel Bob, age 40 (Oil Tycoon)
  • Bob's Wife
  • A Mole
  • Oasis Purchasers
  • Fortune Teller
  • Atlantians
  • Dr. Archie Ologist


  • Police officers resembling the Joe and Dan, two characters from Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan appear if Colonel had to pay for massive damages if the player failed the third portion of the level.